New nightmare just dropped

I’m fascinated by sentences that get worse with every single word — sentences where not even the prepositions offer us any hope or rest

Aliens exist.

Starting a dog show for rescue mutts… categories are “probably mostly terrier, definitely some Labrador, crusty white, etc”

"my heart will go on" gets clowned on, but it's possibly the best song ever made and i'll die on that hill

Ontario, CA is the worst place for a package to be

Happy Monday

I am men

After much consideration, I have declined to perform at King Charles III’s coronation