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Everything was computer. Not anymore.

AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100

Tesla for sale. Never driven

I voted for this

The current Trump admin be like

Elon walking into the White House like “time to sink this whole administration”

This is actually self evidently true

Breaking News: Elon Musk says he is moving to Canada.

I can’t believe two serial adulterers weren’t more faithful to each other.

just gonna leave this here

Today is the day Donald Trump truly became President of the United States

Me realizing I was right to stay on Twitter through it all

Before the internet he was just Lon

Bush saw it all coming from a mile away

I can't believe this app is for free

“He says he’s building rockets to go to Mars. But they just kind of blow up instead. That’s why I don’t call him Rocket Man. I call him Blow Up Man.”

Sometimes I start an email with “I hope this email finds you well” but ironically.

Nobody wants to invest because things are so unstable and unpredictable. Probably 2-3 months away from crippling recession. Weeks away from empty store shelves.

I regret to inform you all that my daughter invented an extended gag wherein she claimed raspberries were strawberries, absolutely driving the joke into the ground. Currently getting her a Twitter account.