You can't ever kill yourself. If you had died three days ago you never even would have conceived of an authentic Donald Trump-Bill Clinton sex tape. And now it's here. And we just might see it yet. Hang in there

the lion is very close to choosing permanent solutions for temporary problems

Donald Trump's spiritual adviser was just arrested for molesting a 12 year old

SHEDEUR TIME?!

really does evoke this doesn’t it. evil bastards

It's legal to say "fuck you" to the president and someone should finally do that.

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no no no you don’t understand it’s ok for YOU to make mistakes because that’s natural and how we learn but if *i* do it it’s unforgivable and i should probably be tortured forever just to be safe

DONALD TRUMP IN 2027, ASKED ABOUT AN AMENDMENT THAT WOULD ALLOW NATURALIZED CITIZENS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT: "It's a thought. It's something a lot of us are thinking about. It’s something someone in New York would be very happy about. JD, he wouldn't be happy. But he's never happy"

what the absolute fuck did zohran say to him lol

Trump truly loves winners and winners only lol

the judgmental and evil maga p vs the accepting and kind lonzo ball

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it

VIVAAAAAAA LAS VEGAS

yea sex is nice but have you ever perfectly pulled off a hilarious bit

it took Aaron Rodgers 3 months to destroy the single most impressive and consistent football culture in the NFL genuinely impressive work

Case closed: Luigi got Lost Highway'd

There’s a frog in boiling water element to this too. On polymarket you can bet on whether Gaza will be ethnically cleansed. On Kalshi you can bet on whether they’ll be famine in Gaza (that one paid out for ‘yes’ btw) This is objectively depraved and should not be legal but 1/2