Life imitating art

“Flexibility is for yoga instructors and losers” -Big Ange, probably

Spurs fans: we desperately need to buy players in January Daniel Levy: here’s a GK Spurs fans: pls sir the squad is decimated by injuries Levy: Richarlison is healthy that’s like a new signing Spurs fans: dear lord we are begging you Levy: here’s a new coach (probably)

I’m old enough to ‘member when there were a few Americans playing in Europe Today EIGHT Americans played on the final matchday of Champions League group stage Ledezma (PSV), McKennie (Juve), Musah (Milan), Pepi (PSV), Puli (Milan), Reyna (BVB), Trusty (Celtic), Weah (Juve) 💪

Give me Europa or give me death, mate

Tottenham Hotspur win. Arsenal lose. Angels smile. Universe healed.

Guys chill out it’s March. Only sport that counts is college basketball. Everything else is for funsies.

DONT LET TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR GET HOT NOW YOUS CANT LEAVE @EINTRACHT

Congrats to Arsenal. Tremendous achievement. Bask in this feeling. Bathe in it. No chance you get your back blown out in historically painful fashion next week. Zero percent chance. #notmad

It is NOT for the faint of heart, but thankful to have a spot to talk ball! Even if most of it is hating on Spurs. Another preposterous display of discord light mode from Samuel Army 😂

Dear haters:

“Why not Tottenham? Why not today?” he asks himself already knowing the (likely) answer. Fuck it. I’m ready to be hurt again.

BRENNAN JOHNSON IS IN THE MOOD LFG Hot seat: Lily Phillips Cool throne: Bodø/Glimt

Crazy that Tottenham are gonna finish this godforsaken season as European champions, but here we are. Son legacy game incoming. I’m concerned about Arsenal fans. How will they cope not being able to babble about trophies (aka losing 60% of their personality)?

I would carry Micky van de Ven’s babies to term no questions asked

I started doing this 11 years ago. Almost to the day. I’ve connected with so many Tottenham fans. What a rollercoaster. A few highs. So many lows. So many banners. And so so so much trash talk from the haters. We made it. We fckin made it. European champions. Love you beauties xo

Referee can’t even muster the testicles to get Saudi players being subbed to jog off the field. Good lord sack up my guy. (Note: this comment has nothing to do with @usmnt looked like ass move along #notmad)

PSG getting battered by Conference League champ. Imagine the biblical bloodbath when Europa League champ gets a hold of them.