It’s funny that ABC and Crikey are both out here like ‘that debate wasn’t great for Kamala Harris’ when even a Fox News is calling it a disaster for Trump Australian centrist media brain needs to be studied and eventually cured

What a fucking coward.

It's clear Victoria Police needs to answer for the conduct of the ring-ins they called down from NSW Police Force in Melbourne these past couple days. Videos of plain violent thuggery everywhere on Twitter.

GOD OR DEMON, WHAT AM I TIME FOR ME TO CHOOSE MY PATH

Not so sure I'd have wanted to win that game anyway. Port would've had every right to feel ripped off by the umps after that display. Still a great turn around for us from 0-5, and we'll come back hungrier for more hokball next year. #AFLPowerHawks Hawthorn FC

Couldn't give half a squirt of piss what Major General Robodebt thinks.

Any time we don't rout this pub side by at least three goals is a shame. #TOTARS

Ange, I like you, I respect your style, I'll always back an Aussie making it big overseas. But the Spurs as a club can't appreciate you or your players, and will always let you down with their pub side mentality. Seek greener pastures. #TOTARS

Funny, I could’ve sworn the CBD was supposed to be a ghost town because people still worked from home.

Can’t blame WFH for struggling CBD cafes any more after Melbourne’s numbers for winter, but don’t worry, the Fin Rev has found some other reason to scapegoat it

Hey Michelle Rowland, this one of your ideas? Fake gambling is too much for kids, but REAL gambling is fine? So much for protecting children, huh?

Using the goofy Kabal inflated heads, I made Mortal Kombat umbrellas (I tried smooth vs pixalated prints). As you can see, the second umbrella already has Rain all over it 😁.

Share this with any blue tick that tries to tell you Elmo’s done a good job with Twitter.

Let people know nobody in your newsroom is Victorian without saying nobody in your newsroom is Victorian.

Context, from lily to DSG scarra while he was afk

Wishing Ken Hinkley a very knocked out of finals tonight. #AFLSwansPort

FUCKIN YARRRRRRRRRR

Suck shit, Ken Hinkley. Still gonna fly to Melbourne, mate? #AFLSwansPort