So Capsule. The thing I loved was that you appeared to care and be human. Now I’m getting bot-like auto replies like “let us know if you have any questions” after not filling my scrip for nearly a week. I do. When can I feel like a human again and get back to work?

Hi fellow NYC-based ADHD friends. Has anyone else had to wait over a week to get their prescriptions filled with Capsule due to it not being in stock? Asking for a friend. It's me. I'm the friend.

World: Hey... HEY! Calm down and focus! You're too much for us! Me: *gives in and goes on meds in her 40s * World: Hey. HEY! Drugs are bad, m'kay? No more for you!

I don’t know who put that Hawley hit out, but right now his tiny tiny testicles are a hood ornament on Liz Cheney‘s SUV.

Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks. Pt. 4: Sir Robin Theme from Monty Python + the Holy Grail

Oh my GOD I can’t stop laughing at all of these

Brownout in our place on 33rd between 2nd and 3rd in NYC - Murray Hill - Kips Bay. Anyone else?

Finally got to watch Dr. Strange!!! Here is my review (as someone who stood by the first one when everyone hated it):

I can’t wait for the documentary or VICE Video or whatever about these “lucky scoop” lives on TikTok and the psychology of it all. Why do I care at all about someone getting all those “towers”. Do I want some? Is this a dollar store unload? Whatever it is. It’s genius.

LOVED Barbarian. Bonus: Had fun listening to the absolute bros around me who hated it. “So stupid. What even was that” SWISH! Right over the head and still managed to stick the point!

I can no longer refer to myself as a Novid.

Hi Paramount+ It takes a lot to piss me off but you somehow figured it out. I am cancelling out of sheer spite and disappointment. Sorry Yellowstone I loved you but there’s no effing way I’m paying for a SECOND paramount service. This is insane. #cashgrab

Me: OOOOOOH MY GOD MICHAEL KEATON. Then having to show the fellas in my house I’m not the only one. Thank you Twitter.

My husband won’t play any games with me but he plays this… so I’ve fully invested. I barely know what a Peak-uh-ChooChoo is (bless you), but as a gamer I know that I now have to catch them all. #GOGimmeghoul

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. Elon Musk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks