We were so lucky to experience Andy Murray as the elite British Sportsman that he was. Jack Draper is just going to be another Scottish loser ultimately in his career.

En route to Greece with my faves

There is no way this isn't accurate by the way. Max will now end up staying at Red Bull. The Mercedes negotiations were 100% used as leverage in the Verstappens getting rid of Horny Horner.

Dingle by day. Dodgy Elton tribute act in Greece by night.

What size pint to order? 🤔

This is the most embarrassing penalty shootout I've ever seen.

My dentist: Mr Ruggles I can see you take great care of your teeth. I wish all my patients were like you. My hygienist: Why are you still not flossing? Why do you expect me to clean your teeth up every visit? Why haven't you solved child poverty? Why are you so fucking shit?

Usyk is too classy to just laugh in Jake Paul's face, he instead takes part in the most pointless of staredowns in the history of boxing.

The word legend is thrown around a lot. But fuck me if ever anyone deserves that label it's Ozzy. The Osbournes is still the funniest reality TV show ever recorded.

Legendary.

Hey Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.

Any fans of the original Naked Gun films seen the new one yet? Will I enjoy if I loved the police squad and 3 original films?

Electric atmosphere in Great Yarmouth tonight. Rupert Lowe MP also spotted earlier patrolling the beaches making sure the boat people don't spoil the fun. #thankyourupert

How will Shane afford to pay Wednesday fans to eat his bogeys if he's not being paid himself? Terrible idea.

Still think Knapper is a fraud me. #ncfc

This whole becoming harder to beat thing isn't quite happening yet is it. So far we are becoming easier to beat 😂 #ncfc

Knapper is still a fraud. The players signed earliest in his tenure at least should be starting to show something. Well they are tbf. That they're fucking shite. #NCFC

Manning's boring style of football is only acceptable to me if we win games. I either need football that produces wins or is entertaining to watch. Ideally both. Feel we might have a new Hoootun on our hands. #ncfc