you're fine, golf it off! oh, you did!

Oh oh! I have a conspiracy theory! If that young registered Republican had gotten closer it'd just be like lancing a boil, emitting red goopy ooze from this barely sentient being, oozing from it doing no damage as it cannot be killed! That figure head cannot be killed!

Biopics are terrible and SNL is terrible but hear me out: an SNL biopic.

Watching the #SNL biopic will be like going to a shoddy wax museum trying to figure out who everyone is supposed to be.

Lorne Michael's is a genius!" - Ivan Reitman's child. Lorne Michaels: "I'll poach my cast from popular sketch revues and make the show a cross between Rich Little and Laugh-In. But with coke." #SNL

You can pre order my book "Cold Glitter: The Untold Story Of Canadian Glam" here and there's some great perks too! Tell your pals! This is an epic book at around 400 pages! kickstarter.com/projects/coldg…

if you're a fan of Son of a Critch with Malcolm McDowell, the movie Caligula just got restored and is well worth a watch!

Did Bob Dylan die? Because I just saw a trailer for a biopic that feels like he did.

This is tonite! and it is FREE! and early: 6 pm! Will be a blast! I'll be doing a very brief chat about Cold Glitter too! Club 57 GLAM ROCK party at @zebulonla

Why are so many people talking about that ploddingly dull 90s band Oasis when Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 just reunited and are playing shows?!?!?!?!

It's the final few days of the Cold Glitter book pre-order campaign -with amazing perks including a Rum & Butter bar. Sadly, the lovely, family-owned chocolate company is pausing the bars. We already have YOUR Rum & Butter bars, but they're getting rarer: kck.st/4cB5PvY

Final hours to get amazing perks with your pre-order of Cold Glitter. Support here: kck.st/4cB5PvY

Friday night WHAMMY! Tix here: whammyanalog.com/events/sov---u…

Friday night at WHAMMY! in LA! whammyanalog.com/events/sov---u…

if you're going to have a Happy Hour then it should be for just one hour and no more. It's misleading and deceptive otherwise.

Please come to the “Making Mr Right” screening at the vidiots Fri Nov 8, 7 pm. We all can commiserate together and have some laughs (this is a very funny charming film!) Director Susan Seidelman will be there with her new memoir and she and star Ann Magnuson will have a Q&A after.

We're going to find this hilarious one day after they kill us.

find me on bluesky! I'm there as robertdayton