The universe truly shifted. Dream house ken was the ultimate himbo

kendall becomes ceo, and looks into the camera. he smiles, “i guess this really was my succession”, he says. l to the og begins to play as the camera zooms out. kendall is sitting in the north tower of the world trade center. the date is september 11th, 2001.

HAPPY BARBENHEIMER MONTH

Liza Minnelli has outlived Britney Spears and Sam Asghari’s relationship. They have separated after marrying last year.

Remember, if you want your hard work to pay off, you've got to keep at it. It's not easy bein' a lean, mean, green machine!

Yes chef 🫡

MAKE IT MUPPETS AND THE ONLY HUMAN IS DETECTIVE BENOIT BLANC, YOU COWARDS!

getting emotionally and physically beat up the week of his birthday he got the kendall roy treatment

They should write a television show about the copywriters and advertising executives of the 1960’s

my ducks may not all be in a row BUT they are kissing…

you think you just fell out of a coconut tree

Bad day to be a bird, good day to be a cat. 🐯🦁

DETROIT MICHIGAN 🩶

remember when Anna Delvey got voted off DWTS the first week because she’s a convicted felon… where was that energy when voting for a literal PRESIDENT …???

does anyone want to do this with me tonight

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy -sending a flirty text -eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips -hearing your friend say “can i be mean for a second?” -doing finger-guns -whitney houston’s “i wanna dance with somebody”