2 x Pearl Jam seating tickets for Tuesday 19th available if anyone is interested? Willing to accept £75 for both (not the best seats) as I managed to get standing tickets. #pearljam Pearl Jam

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BREAKING: Former SNP MP Natalie McGarry, who embezzled more than £25,600 from pro-independence organisations, jailed for 18 months bbc.in/2Wrlps0

"Good evening traveller, you are here to see Tsholofetso " "Kill Mogwai!, Kill Mogwai!" twitch.tv/Limmy Best start to a gig ever

Anyone want a ticket for tonight's #mogwai @ the Barrowlands? Face value. Can get you outside.

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Mogwai Got a spare ticket for tonight, mate can’t make it. PM me 👍