I'm torn on this, because I think it would be very funny if she publicly said she didn't want his old, biologically-inferior sperm, but it might be funnier if she continues to never publicly acknowledge him, despite his desperate attempts for her attention.

DMs continue to be quite normal on this, the Everything App. Thank you, Linda Yuckarino.

The ever-increasing size of iPhones is one of the most annoying facets of their evolution. My hands are not big enough to be able to hold it and type with one hand, even with a pop socket. Used to be able to & it was great. Some of us don’t have monstrous ham-snatchers for hands!

Now that I know what this is about, I cannot stop laughing.

EXPOSED

Going viral twice in a day

I DON’T get the MAX version. Now what, Einstein?

Marital rape wasn’t illegal in all 50 states until 1993. 1993!!!

Just saw a video on TikTok where some restaurant hollowed out a big dill pickle, put a hot dog inside it, then battered and deep fried it like a corny dog. Never needed something so bad in my LIFE.

Going through one of the worst, extended periods of insomnia I’ve ever experienced, and I understand how people can go crazy and die from lack of sleep because right now I feel like I’m being physically and mentally tortured.