Hey FedEx and FedEx Help and FedEx Public Affairs and FedEx Office Could y’all go visit the Austell, Ga location and fix whatever is going on there? We’d like to start receiving our packages. #thanks #pleasehelp

Now is a time that if you wanted to be a good winner, you could.

User reports indicate Youtube TV is having problems since 7:17 PM EST. downdetector.com/status/youtube… RT if you're also having problems #youtubetvdown

What we got: Gus fired. What we deserve: Gus goes to Saban’s rehab clinic and annually puts up 60+ points on us the next 5 years.

“So... get a load of this. Big man upstairs says the 6th year the harvest is gonna produce enough for 3 years.” “Oh yeah? I heard every 50 years we’re gonna wipe everyone’s debts off the table.” #Lev25 #watercoolertalk Armchair Theology

#Lev26 The result of sin is exile, where have we seen this before... Anybody seen Eve in a while?

Moses: “#Lev27 y’all” Nobody: 1st century Economist: “Excuse me Mr. Moses - Does this take into account inflation or market demand fluctuations?” Armchair Theology

Accusing G of deception & cruelty, “to be brought to this land to fall by the sword, & our wives & children become victims” This is the same G who brought them out of Egypt, Red Sea, manna, etc. All these folks needed was a hearty Thanksgiving dinner and a week off work. #Num14

Anybody else just continue reading through paragraphs of deep theologically complicated C. S. Lewis writings in hopes that one day you’ll magically understand what you read?

Roku: “it’s Google’s fault.” YouTubeTV: “it’s Roku’s fault.” All Parents: Okay both of you are in time out. Google Roku YouTube TV

I’ve never been more proud of a 4-6 Auburn football team.

Nobody ever says, “those refs did a really good job today” and I feel that for them.

Hear me out Amazon… Let all schools opt into providing supply lists by grade. I log into Amazon, search by my kid’s school and grade, and bam- you send me everything on the list. #makeithappen and follow me for more great ideas.