This was crushing to read. Blaire is a white hot talent that deserved better than this. I don’t know how much juice I have these days, but if you work at The Daily Show or any comedy series, this is the writer/performer you’re looking for. Snatch her up.

There you go, fixed it

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the top prosecutor for the Eastern District of Virginia. lawfaremedia.org/article/anna--…

Today’s price of organic milk at the Giant in Camp Hill, PA: $8.19 Care to comment Rep. Scott Perry? Or do you not care about prices in your district now that your false idol is President? #PA10

Ya know who LOVES this? The same dumbfucks who said to "kEeP pOlitiCs OuT of GAming" for the last 8 years.

Pete Hegseth, slamming his desk: This department is solely focused on warriors, lethality, and not a goddamn thing else. Staffer: Mr. Secretary, the list of soldiers with beards you asked for. Pete: Eww ick imagine having hair on your face. Never let them in the same room as me

POV you’re a brand new IKEA sectional

Joe Rogan had Sturgill Simpson on his podcast three times: 2016, 2018, and 2019. Now AI music is his “favorite music now.” How does novelty technology break someone’s brain this much?

In fairness, Jesus famously hated hoes. It's not like there are several verses in the Bible where he hung out with them all the time and coined a wildly iconic phrase about casting stones. Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

Gotta love RFK doing the "I've got priors" dash out of the room while Trump just stands there like a robot. Incredible omens at the White House today.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

been watching too much short form content of late and in retrospect I'm not sure it was a great idea to create a bunch of left-leaning young adults who think of Republican destruction of their country as a righteous cleansing storm for the sins of US imperialism

Well for one, they literally passed the healthcare bill that the GOP is now trying to destroy (and took a massive electoral hit for it). Probably a good place to start.

Not a single person was given health care because of this 12 million people lost their healthcare because of the results of an election

president dog who hasn’t barked

BREAKING: Today's emails contradict Ghislaine Maxwell's interview with Todd Blanche. She said she never saw Trump at Epstein's house. In a newly released 2011 email Epstein tells Maxwell that Trump spent time with a victim at Epstein's house.