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Ways to avoid intrusive questions from family members over the holidays: Stuff your face with cheese and crackers so you can never answer

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Sometimes when I catch people staring at me while I eat, I stare back at them as I stuff my face and wait for them to break eye contact

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My besties and I don’t want a dozen roses, we want to eat all the cheese in the world without our tummy’s hurting profusely afterwards