I’m on Facebook and it’s clear you guys need to bully your moms more

You guys really aren’t using top sheets anymore?

I never notice a stain on my outfit until im sitting in my car… :/

Someone once told me cats have healing powers so I let my cat sleep on me whenever he wants

Just watched a but light delivery scrape a parked car. I got their license plate number. Do I snitch?

Love when my boss ends an email with “I don’t care either way”

… so Adele is the new Queen, right?

It’s not easy being Susan…. 🙄

Working in an office co-working space is all of the bad things about having roommates

Logging onto Facebook to defend James Corden

Money money money

I feel like I’ve just discovered eBay for the first time <3

Just got called a “dirty hippy” as an insult by a boomer on the street

Joining a thrupple to build a secure attachment style

Single girl summer

Sebrina tha teenage carpenter

I didn’t realize Europe was so close

I need to know what Puppet Warp thinks about the rizzler….

benson boone makes music for reels where a lady is washing a baby pig in a sink

Thankful I have Snapchat to remind me I was crying at work 6 years ago to this very day….