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Congrats, Disney! You sure did show that being selfish is the perfect moral!

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was betrayed by a member of his inner circle?

#yugioh

To all #HotWheels collectors: when the clerk at a store tells you "there is nothing in the back" fucking grow up, nod, and walk away Just saw a 40 year old douche canoe throw a hissy fit because his precious Johnny Fuckall car wasn't in stock Looked like a tool

JK Rowling in a week, most likely: Yes, Petunia was always supposed to look like a Milf and Vernon a sexy rugby player. Because they are a proper hetrosexual couple. If you don't like this you hate women.

For those getting on the new Naked Gun trailer for having fart jokes... you do remember there was a long extended joke in the first movie of Frank peeing and farting over a hot mic for all of LA Media to hear, right?

I just realized a miss opportunity on #KingOfTheHill There should have been an episode where Cotton learns one of the "fitty men" he killed... survived. Bringing him down to 49. Unable to stand that he decides to finish the job. Naturally Hank has to stop him

Notice that "I love the Military!" MAGA never once get mad that no a single member of Trump's family has ever considered joining the military.

Tough-Boy MAGA here is sooooooo big and bad... they are blocking people for pointing out they can't even spell the word "traitor" properly ("trader")

Pixar went from revolutionizing CGI and animated movies to quality on par with Kroger ads.

Trump did all this just so he could name the War and now that Israel and Iran are aren't doing what he expected the fat fuck is utterly clueless what to do

Question: Would it be going over the top to do an 800 word review of some fuck boy dipshit, listing out how horrible he is and how, much like with movies, I hope his parents stopped at one and didn't make sequels?

It really says a lot about a film critic that they are so brittle that they literally are responding to every single person retweeting their review of JW: Rebirth and whining that people aren't being nice to them.

So we should make today #liloandstitch day. You know because it's 6-26

You know be a lovely twist for the revival of King of the hill? Reveal at the end of the first episode that Dale in the time since the show aired met someone, fell in love, got married, and is leading a decent life. Let him be like a step dad who's doing well Give him a win

Tyrone Magnus 5 years ago: Excited, fun, reaction guy who was very positive. Tyrone Magnus now: Hateful, bitter, trying to get his latest girlfriend a youtube career, loves Rogan and Trump

It truly is amazing how much of a scam ChatGPT is. "We give you 40 images a day! Ooops, you made one already? Can't have you make more. We'll say there was an error, we couldn't make the image, now you are locked out. But if you pay..." Even the AI admits its confused.

Heat me out, MATTEL: a Masters of the universe/ Jurassic world crossover series, where skeletor has turned the dinosaurs into warriors that He-Man must deal with. Please take this idea I'm giving it to you for free!