My phone’s autocorrect has just decided residents of England, wales, Scotland & Northern Ireland live in ‘the ukulele’. Might be quite a squash…

Karaoke observation: if a song being sung is ‘unwritten’ (Natasha Bedingfield), am I ACTUALLY hearing any ‘singing’?….

At this rate, more people will hold the top three government positions in 2022 than there were member of The Fall across their entire career…

UNBELIEVABLE! Ross Chastain floors it along the wall to go from 10th to 5th and advance to the CHAMPIONSHIP! #NASCARPlayoffs

Possibly the most bonkers thing I have ever seen happen on a racetrack. Seems computer racing games aren’t as unrealistic as I always thought…

It may be times of doom and gloom, but witnessing about 1000% more people in a club recognising ‘deceptacon’ by le Tigre than ‘hard to explain’ by the strokes must be a positive??? (Despite both being great obviously!)

Always very nice when all three deliveries due on a day arrive simultaneously. If only I could orchestrate that more often rather than it be a fluke…

Two headlines from today that combined are far more amusing than they should be…

You know a driver is pretty good when Shane van Gisbergen can master a new series and win quicker than the commentators can master the pronunciation of his name…

Turns out hedgehogs ARE actually as prickly as they look… I would strongly recommend using gloves if lifting one out of the road onto the pavement if it’s too small to get up on its own and it’s zig zagging across it…

It’s one thing to wander into McDonald’s and hear the same song playing that you had on in the car as you stopped it (USB). But when it’s an album track not a single that is surely something very unusual!?

There are requests, and then there is. This: ‘could you play Valentine by er… the dead one?’ I will let you work out what they meant…

Unfortunately, while djing this festive season I can’t play ‘driving home for Christmas’ by Chris Rea, as due to unexpected motorway closures and extended slow zones the song is now 27 minutes long…

Chinese, Indian, pizza. And a McDonald’s for Donald no doubt…