im crack tf up at this the office but severance edit from youtube, some of this is INSANE

What being on holiday with my mom for a week felt like

last call hey y’all, hang his hat up on the wall, tell him that his cowgirl is gone

the goal is to be the most woke person at the house party and the least woke person in graduate school

they say bernal heights is all rich yoga moms and tech bros but I can’t find a matcha on all of cortland ave soooo

would cross a couple oceans, would go to war, would sacrifice my first-born, would make a deal with the devil etc etc

do people know what satire means I’m genuinely asking 😭 also the argument that the actors ages are “suspended disbelief”??? pen15 was suspended disbelief, this does nothing to highlight/ make fun of / play into the fact that they are all clearly much older

my house is kicking me out but at least I get to play the victim now yayy

everyone get more feminist NOW

guy at airport check in let me cut the line and didn’t make me pay for my suitcase being 10 pounds over weight

in my incredibly boring hometown and just saw a girl with a fur coat ..? somethings not right like no girl im the coolest bitch in town

nur in deutschland: habe grad ein fucking strafzettel für mein fahrrad bekommen ❤️

love her down but lowkey lanas statement was better than this lol 😭

listening to new alex g album on 4 hour train ride the way god intended

i’m not afraid to admit that in the year of our lord 2025 i’m still as in love with timmy chalamet as i was in 2019 like that’s the face and charm of the century im sorry

i looove every single sally rooney novel but i would die for her to write about mid twenties characters like every single one of her characters is either 21-22 or 35 and i would just love for her to write about the 26 year old experience just for me personally

wann matcha latte vollautomat