A brilliant mockup of what an interview with Boris Johnson could sound like, using real footage of the PM. The best of luck to our British friends in holding him to account for real. Meanwhile our PM didn't break rules. He didn't do anything. He's still doing nothing. #AusPol

Please help our Sydney friend discover the answer to this illusive quandary.

ScoMo's Junior Forkies Scheme reminds me of the most memorable short film I have seen on YouTube - Forklift Driver Klaus. Trigger warning, this makes "Let the Blood Run Free" (or maybe Sharknado for younger readers) look like a soggy roll with beetroot. youtube.com/watch?v=N9JbSi…

I wish he were my premier! It is a relief to know that at least some Australians will be spared the hell we are going through. Mark's plan is safe, for real: not Doherty safe or pretend safe. Lucky bastards! #Covid19WA

In a world stricken by famine there is one blooming oasis of plenty, yet some of the inhabitants take to the streets to complain about having to dress for dinner. #Covid19WA

US Open '21 - disqualified Aust Open '22 - deported French Open '22 - Macron says "non" Wimbledon '22 - TBA US Open '22 - can't enter US Aust Open '23 - 3 year ban in place (likely waived if vaxxed) #NovaxDjokovic #novaxout FFS Novak, just get jabbed!

Apologies to Cardinal Pell.🙏 Here we were pillorying him when all along he was showing Pope-like behaviour! #PopeBenedictXVI