You don’t have to instruct anyone to burn down a building, you just have to provide the matches and wait for human nature to take its course.

A park ✅ A smartphone with good audio ✅ Some lightskin cousins ✅ People who believe everything they see ✅ Fuck this nongrifting shit, I’m getting paid

They aren't talking bout that delicious Barbeque place in Texas, are they?

Non-hippie eggs ain’t expensive

Sovereignty beats Journalism

come join us, we're dropping more hard R's than a conclave of cocaine addicted pirates.

I have come for your soul and also your Friskies

I'm dropping everything but a mixtape today (sometimes my hands don't want to do their job)

GM Frens

Happy May the Fif to all who celebrate

GM Frens

Diet Rite causes Autism

Did the Catholics choose their new Church President yet?

GM Frens, 🎵 the dollar ain’t shit, and it’s taxed to no end 🎵

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Back in my day four unemployed orphans could afford a 500 sq. ft boxcar.

Quincy just waiting for the brisket to get done acting like he “fasting”

As if this month didn’t already fuck me over financially, girlfriend caught a chunk of metal driving through a construction zone so now I gotta get a new tire. FML

GM Frens

Pakistan and India should calm down and eat a Bacon Cheeseburger.