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Drinking tomato juice on a plane is a dying art

When you hear a meatbag say something so robophobic you just give them the clanker stare

In America, you cannot listen to Charli xcx without submitting your photo ID. You cannot go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole until the AI determines you are not under the age of 18

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Because of Big Protein Bad Bitches Now Eat Like Rottweilers

Good pussy sounds like cicadas at the end of summer

source? i felt it in my heart

the answer to the birth rate crisis

wait… you… you’re a girl… and you have a substack about the semiotics of 2010s tumblr, the dark side of girlhood, and the anorexic undertones of froyo…. you are one interesting chica…..

i sent you an invite on resy. i think you have to download beli. you can book a table on tock. check the availability on chuchi. their menu is on picy. recommend it on yoom.

cursed rupi kuar

If Charlie Kirk’s shooter was a leftist:

Just told my 10yo daughter about #JimmyKimmelLive. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said '#Kimmelkanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate.

Happy 5th anniversary to #Ruthkanda forever

Sensitive young man autumn

Rapture indicator

RIP performative male summer it’s age gap autumn