should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self

I think i mighta doubled my numbers

Wow I'm having fun. Does anyone still follow us?

My movie was better #DarkKnightRises #ChristopherNolan #Batman

I took 8 years off to rebrand and the brand i think is finally ready

I needed nearly a decade to whittle my cerebrum down with video games and cheap wine but I think I'm finally ready to step out there

The kid behind the counter at the liquor store last night had a pint glass of milk.

Is it possible to walk into a goddamn best buy without receiving a crucifixion goddamn do you need to employ 8 people to make eye contact with me

The man at #bestbuy told me he was "a stickler for buttons", and I nodded. Sternly, as if i understood. Anything

Curiosity killed my dog

No I did not

hockey? ive been known to slap sticks every now and than. had a name for me "the goalie killer". I quit playing when the shit got too easy .

Considering partaking in some "Cheeba" tonight for the ole bday

I'm about to cancel this goddamn TMobile if they don't stop sending me emails about veterans

bitch social worker says I can't get nother cat fuck

I had to get out of the male modeling business; it was just getting too commercial

ever think Jimmy Buffet would be better without all the swearing?

Smoke Your Ulcers Away!