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The Patient Zeros

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I took a post-brunch-shift 20 minute nap and then woke up thinking I was late for my brunch shift and in a tizzy I put my thumb in the fan

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“Intersyllabic gimmickery”—a great expression to use when you want to sound sophisticated in the studio while botching brief parts of phrases in a vocal take.

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I had a dream that Matthew McConaughey was in my Spanish 1 class but he didn’t think my jokes were funny. So either Mr. McConaughey’s Español is no bueno or he’s just muy frío. I was excited to call him ‘Matt.’

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Starting to think my music theory II course should have at least had a couple weeks on classic cocktails, restaurant safety lingo, and ejecting unruly patrons.

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“My wife finished most of the pizza bagels” isn’t a sentence I wanted to type out in my mid thirties after leaving the ER, but here we are.

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If I had to choose between being my own idiot terrier, Watson, or being Watson’s insentient tennis ball, I’d just be so happy I’m not Ted Cruz

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Saturday night 8/20 is going to be a good one with DARKARTS album release show and The Patient Zeros opening at Globe Hall. 🔥🔥 Buy your tickets at the link, check out their new video, and we'll see you there! bit.ly/darkartsdenver youtube.com/watch?v=OH-B6g…

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elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss