Fun Fact: Every grain of Pink salt/Himalayan salt on this planet originates from Khewra, Pakistan. Pakistan owns the trademark so every Himalayan lamp or packet of salt must have the “Product of Pakistan” sign before being retailed.

Met an Indian man at the Airport. I guided him with some nice places in New Zealand. He wrote them all down & said to me: “I participated in a golf event in Pakistan when I was younger & I must say you people have the warmest hospitality whether you’re in Pakistan or abroad”

Pakistan has been eating bad for the past 70 years. Pakistan is obese right now. Pakistan needs to exercise for 15 years to get fit. We need to stop looking in the mirror after after every workout and firing our fitness trainer just because we couldn’t see a six pack.

Yes Pakistan doesn’t have strongest economy right now but at least it knows the difference between a male & a female. 🚗 💨

“If someone put a gun to your head & asked you to name one thing you dislike about Pakistan, what would you say?” - The name of our film industry. “Lollywood”

200+ Pakistans have drowned in the mediterranean trying to illegally migrate. This is a reminder to avoid human traffickers who offer you shortcuts into Europe/West. Not only can you lose your life, you lose your money & also leave your family stranded back home. Prayers 💔🤲🏽

To the Father’s who landed in a foreign land with limited resources, no instructions, a mountain of challenges & a dream to give their family a better future, Happy Father’s day. You didn’t stop for anyone. Every day, you showed up & that’s why many of us live a life we do.

Time is running out for the missing Titanic exploration submaraine. Amongst the 5 passengers, Two of them are Pakistanis. Shahzada Dawood, a multi-millionaire businessman & his 19-year-old son Suleman. We pray for the safe return of all passengers back to land.

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Life & It’s Irony - Some paid & died, Some died to get paid.

I’m all for India Pakistan peace but they have crossed red the line now. Bollywood has remade “pasoori” Happy to die, nuke them.

Shahzada Dawood wasn’t just a rich man who died exploring the Titanic. He was a rich man who contributed millions of dollars to the Pakistani economy, employing thousands of Pakistanis, spending thousands of dollars on the health & education of poorest of Pakistani community.

Eid Mubarak to the Muslims worldwide. Just remember one thing - you are what you eat & since y’all be eating a lot of Goat today it makes you nothing but the real GOATS. Have fun 🇵🇰🤝🌎

Thanks to the International media & Bollywood, my Indian guests visited Pakistan thinking they would expect to see a broken & poverty filled Lahore. Once they landed & as we started driving through the city their first impression was: “Wtf - this is cleaner than New York”

“What’s your favourite fragrance?” The fragrance of my Father’s Jacket & my Mother’s dupatta.

Pakistani humour is elite. We put out an ad for top where we listed the qualities/requirements for a potential match. Someone read the ad & sent us the following DM:

Azaadi Mubarak to USA. A Country which provided unbelievable opportunities to people from all over the World including many Pakistanis who arrived in America with nothing but a suitcase & today they’re in a position where they would need many suitcases to carry their earnings.

New York 💔