1. Opens P*rnhub.
2. Locks the door.
3. Searches his preference.
4. Scans the site for hours.
5. Keeps going until finds the best video.
6. Jerks to pixels on a screen.
7. Drains his power and essence.
8. Cleans up.
9. Wonders why he's depressed.
What kind of life is this?
Think sometimes woman donāt want to be stay at home moms because theyāll feel alone
The solution is to just have a few baby mamas and have them all stay together
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