y’all think the genius contributors are working ot but i want someone to check in on the dick wolf universe screenwriters.

Drake walking around that ugly ass marble table in the OVO Mansion with all members present looking like Nino Brown and the puppy from 'Martin'

my dog has one visible nipple that came in so i offhandedly called her nipsey russell and now i can’t stop laughing

man lmfao

i know my iron levels gotta be subhuman because i’m sitting in the sun in a bomber jacket still freezing

mark my words, repost accounts will pivot to making nonsensical reels frontloaded with “additive” commentary to adhere to this rule, thereby giving ig what it desperately wants which is to be a worthy tiktok competitor.

also not for nothing, drake is an executive producer of euphoria but that google result is forever tainted from this day forth

The real haters emerging all over my timeline like HYDRA agents

“I’m the biggest hater— I hate the way you walk, the way that you talk, the way that you dress…”

not my veterinarian now charging a deposit to hold appointments. i might bring some bundles with us just in case they started doing weave work too.

champaign*, but still proud.

They kettled… the police? University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t familiar with your game.

i'm gonna teach my dog to cross her paws on command. we're sitting like ladies in q3.

“come on over” came on in this miami bar and the millennial in me activated like a sleeper agent

still can't get over how integral buster bluth was to the cowboy carter rollout. lucille would have loved beyoncé.

i think beyonce might get her fashion inspiration from betty white: thread