Really hoped Jude would come to United, but Real Madrid will have the best midfield in the world for the next 10 years. At least he isn’t going to Liverpool 🤞🏼

Beyond devastated that we were able to get through to the Glastonbury Festival booking page multiple times, only to be kicked out by See Tickets 😭 my partner has never been and we were so excited to take our two young girls 😭 is there any hope out there Vodafone UK? #praytoglastogods

I love Brothers already, but please - make my life!!!

A superb resource - well done to the legend that is @itsdanijohns for putting this together 👏🏼

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do (via a notification telling me all about it!) #MyTwitterAnniversary

Had no idea this account existed, I am so glad I am now in the know 😂

10:00 Megastore opens. 10:01 Megastore shut! 👊🏻 DON’T FEED GLAZER GREED! 🇾🇪 #GlazersFullSaleOnly

This guy is unreal. Fair play lad!

Don't forget to sign up everyone for your work mini league!

Well this is something.

One of my favourites too - and just had a shout out from Scott Mills on BBC Radio 2 of all places! Have a cracking month mate, I have a feeling you will ❤️👊🏼👏🏼

Mary Earps - what a save!!

A lovely thing by a lovely man for a lovely man - if you have a few quid spare please do consider donating x

Pretty tough time to be a United fan at the minute (I know - boohoo), but that was a harsh red in my opinion - Rashford had eyes on the ball the whole time and that incident totally changed the game. Tough for Ten Hag who’s had to deal with a lot but we are a shambles. #mufc

A fella was hammered drunk wandering through Dungarvan over Christmas. Somebody decided to put music and special effects to it🥴😂

First Day Working at Karen’s Diner and Your Parents Have Booked a Table

🚨 BREAKING: Erik ten Hag stays as Manchester United manager, decision has been made. Ten Hag has been informed after final decision by INEOS. Contract talks will also follow, as David Ornstein has reported. Ten Hag will be Man United manager for next season.

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A great ad tbf

Well… 👀