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Theodore Cruz Friendly parody

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I was the first human on Mars, it wasn’t great, so I left. Desk-Rat trainer by day.

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Patiently waiting for next old actor to sling drugs to make my prick more active. Man do the old guy’s wanna make sure we all have long lasting stiffies

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As it stands now our tax dollars pretty much pay for professional panhandlers. Who sometimes show up to work. Once at work they pander some more.

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The GOP made a packet for the press conference. Can you imagine these folks sitting at a desk playing with the word family of products. Whistle blowers are fun. Because you don’t need proof anyone came forward.

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Gambling is rigged in there favor, duh. They’re dependent on you developing an addiction to not be able to control the sham any longer. Same old dead played out games.

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Let’s imagine Elon Musk removing the trigger on the bed to stage this read between the lines photo. I bet he staged it all the way down to the fake Coke rings

Let’s imagine <a href="/elonmusk/">Elon Musk</a> removing the trigger on the bed to stage this read between the lines photo. I bet he staged it all the way down to the fake Coke rings