(( sorry havent been on any of my accs, not got much of a mood lol ))

Oh J--ts that shit time of sweep again

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Yeah, you're good. Ain't seen ya around before, ya gotta name kid?

J-- ain't know how you already happy to meet me but J--'m Shawes. Most people who find me kinda' need my services. You ain't seen cadavers that move lately have ya?

Alright, J-- think everyone right now J--s kinda J--n a situation not gonna lie mate. Unless you got some kind of trophy situation going on to put upon the achievement rack

Anyways, J--f ya haven't found me to wipe your halls of daywalkers then what do you do for a livin'?

??? how the hell you survivin then, don't you like hunt or you J--ust live on delivered meals?

Guess you livin J--n some kinda bunker then, you one of those doomsday wackJ--obs?

Right so you don't live J--n a bunker and ya talk to your lusus, they don't be glowing do they now?

Don't have a cholerbear as a lusus cause you sleep like one. The hell am J-- again?

Uh, your lusus got stuck J--n an electric fence?

J-- guess J-- ain't too familiar with lusii, J-- live J--n the woods away from people, ones J-- really deal with are wild hopbeasts, deer and other stuff J-- won't bore you with. Ain't nothing that sparks though

Dickhead quoting song lyrics like he's a swiftie

Whenever J-- wanna lose my appetite J-- J--ust log on for 5 minutes

(( Hey i'm in the middle of working on a homestuck OC and canon discord. It'll be a multiverse chat where ppl can talk to others without being in the same universe. Anyone interested in joining when it's done? X is dead and I don't feel like migrating. miss rping )) #homestuck

(( I RP Shawes on this Homestuck Discord RP I run. Fantrolls/Canons in HS welcome. discord.gg/baq4YzBjmg ))