Behind every successful gift for a woman, is another woman 🙈💆🏻🤷🏻 #RelationshipAdvice #relationshipping

Guy is robbing the store in the US, as usual the store guys are helpless, but then Indians arrive at the picture. 🤣

The X in iPhone X stands for eXpensive. 💰🤑 #iPhoneX #toolateforthisoneIguess #AppleX

Whn I ws a kid I used to throw tantrum while eating home made food,hate to take naps early. Now I regret all those decisions #growingupsuck

The greatest danger to society is Human Stupidity and US stands on top with its *airquotes* Current President. #stayontop 😂

I hate when people ask stupid questions. Friend: why are you so grumpy in the morning? Me: Do you see a coffee mug in my hand? #CoffeeLover

Wow! That’s a thinker 🧐 x.com/theweirdworld/…

I always wonder whenever a bartender attends a party it must remind him of his daily work routine. 😅 #latenightthoughts #sadirony

I thought people can’t get more stupid but then I saw this: LDBF - Long Distance Best Friend. So that’s what rock bottom feels like. #iamdonewithinternet

Maybe you'll never be okay. The trick is to be okay with that.

Preparation for valentines date: BFF: Should I go for protection? Me: Nah, you don’t need one. Just be yourself! 😛 #latenightthoughts #Valentinesweek

Romance never goes unpunished. #justsaying #herculepoirot

Instagram has Yes|No option. Speaking on human terms, it should also include “Nobody Cares” option adjacent to it. #instagramstory #Nobodycares #notasingleflyingfucktogive

Social media has made it possible for me to get drunk at home alone and still publicly make an as* of myself.

Your future self is watching you right now through memories, just think about it. 😏 #deepthoughts #Random

Every now and then everyone requires some guilty pleasures in their life but this doesn’t give you the right to watch #RoadiesXtreme or #splitsvilla. NO MEANS NO! #justpathetic #MTVTrollPolice

Turning humans into stones won’t help. They will still find a way of loving someone and then screwing up.

It’s not the good and evil but it’s the time that kills everything. #RandomThoughts #itsallabouttiming 😏