Viciously speeding and listening to Elliot smith with a my SRS, Check engine, Maintenance required, and Brake lamp warning lights on 🤌🏽🤌🏽

godDAMN nigga ur likes are public It’s Tha Bang Man

Just saw a dead kitty say ruined 🙁

You can literally just pick up any bug anywhere and just take it wherever with u

I wonder if praying mantis’ can be atheists

My body is a temple and I think I committed heresy

Rest in peace shoichiro toyoda

Why do some people be str8 up be smelling like potting soil

What mother fucker changed my profile pic into an nft

Boutta blow sum weed and blow sum seed

Sometimes after someone else got called on and couldn’t read well, to make them feel better id purposefully fuck up reading too

They should have made the couples fuck on Wife Swap.

My car putting the gap on the two matching orange Mitsubishi eclipses today on 480 at 7:15 pm est.

HAVE A GREAT DAY

“How about you learn something new everyday then like how I don’t give a fuck” - best quote I heard today

Snapchat plus gotta be so retarded like yea I saw ur story twice the ad that played after it had the AT&T girl in it

I hate when a bad bitch smell like baby powder

Everyone make sure to masturbate as much as u can tonight since u might not have all ur fingers tomorrow

Sum dudes window couldn’t go up all the way when I pulled up blaring sum Gucci mane and he flicked me off so I turned it up even louder

Just went to a rave that was so bad I left fifteen minutes into it starting