no babe it’s not annoying how your strict food rituals prevent us from trying new things, making spontaneous decisions, & enjoying social events. it’s actually really hot how we are locked into eating chex mix at 4:45 or you start clawing your face to shreds

Let women shave. Let heterosexuals love. Let men be masculine. Let me be given 500 dollars. Can I have 500 dollars. Give me five hundred dollars

i love this website so much my brain is expanding everynoise.com

gaslighting me doesnt work because i trust my memory and i care about what actually happened

i dont wanna be seeing spiderman costumes at a djo concert man

every arthoe baddie is at kapo factory

i always reference this video and CAN NEVER FIND IT BUT NOW ITS HERE AGAIN AND I FUCKING HATE IT

wrong the actual answer is nex and that one nex escalator

how my friends react when i say i dont want to eat mcdonalds after climbing

i feel like a little bit of malaysia is in toa payoh’s bus interchange circular layout. and i rly like it :)

おもち！！

I hate when people are too frugal. I can’t turn the A/C on in the car because it “uses too much gas”and it’s cooler outside. first of all, you were gifted $500 of gas money and we already told you we’d cover gas and tolls for this trip, AND I’m going to vomit.

not to sound like a film snob but when a scene is shot in film and halfway through they cut to digital. 😕 BOOOOOO 👎🏼👎🏼🍅🍅

me when the vibrator up my ass starts going into lvl 3 mode

thats bc being insecure is annoying

i still dont quite get the appeal of wearing a huge ass diamond ring on your finger… why not a huge ass diamond earring or necklace tho. my clumsy ass could never have it on my hands

sorry guys i know lululemon is lacist but their quality of atheleisure is undefeatable.. anya active andar cheak sorry u cannot compare im serious

“quarter” to describe a time frame measurement is reserved for work only. other use cases are just weird bro. what u using quarter for ur ig dump for? u measuring kpis ah