BREAKING: WABBLES has been officially declared a microwave with grass. Heat indices between 100° and 110° expected, which means it’s not just hot—it’s “stick to your car seat and lose a layer of skin” hot. Humidity levels? Somewhere between “Amazon Rainforest” and “sweating in

R A W S A L E R T S anything but the Epstein files, lol

Dr. Clown, PhD Pete Davidson, Kathy Griffin, Stephen Colbert, Amy Schumer, Jimmy Kimmel, Kevin James, Chelsea Handler....is that enough? I can keep going 🤣

R A W S A L E R T S It's a good idea... but... sounds like an episode of voyager....

"This problem is irreducible; it cannot be done in phases, small steps, or increments. It can only be done all at once." I have bad news for you -- in order to write the code you have to enter one line at a time, one tiny bit at once.

🚨 The Broken Record Has Officially Melted 🚨 We're back in the WABBLES Inferno, where the forecast hasn’t changed in days—and won’t until the sun cries uncle. Today through Tuesday, we’re talking heat indices remaining locked-in between 100° and 110°. That’s not just “hot,”

Rule Number One: Do not take a selfie to sign up for a gossip app while working on the flight line at a secret military base.

If you find yourself TRYING to be controversial, stop. Go outside. Take photos of bees on flowers, or sunlight on water, or maybe rain on stone. Have a nice cup of tea. Try not to care whether your take is controversial or not. Instead, try to be helpful, correct, and kind.

Urgent action needed: the governor of a US territory has suddenly died after calling for an FBI investigation into Chinese influence operations and corruption in his territory. Now is the critical time to launch an investigation before evidence can be hidden or destroyed.

This needs to be featured in every single political ad between now and the election. If Zohran Kwame Mamdani is elected mayor, the city is fucked.

Just to help you remember: the point of TDD is not "test coverage."

This

Calling Sydney Sweeney and her American Eagle ad campaign "Fascist" or "Nazi" means nothing, because woke is dead.

When satire from 2013 becomes reality in 2025.

#𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕜 Panmauk

South Park will never fail to make me laugh.