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All tied up with a bow on top. 🖤 Who’a gonna take it off?

spending a week in paradise with a beautiful slut is something every man should experience at least once in his life

I ate 4 slices of pizza for breakfast and I don’t think it was one of my brightest decisions this week. 🍕

Me responding to a well-written, thorough, punny inquiry with screening details attached:

The premise when you see a companion is: I want you and I want to be with you. It’s lovely, isn’t it? Total acceptance. Yes, and what are the qualities within you are you bringing forth to win me over by the end of the date?

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First 18 holes today after taking golf seriously! Wish me luck! ♥️ If you send me a cute lil tip I’ll send it off to the cart girls (and probably buy myself a hot dog because I’m a glutton)! ⛳️

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

I'm sending my student loans to Pam Bondi’s desk so they can just disappear

Just book the dinner date. I’ll make it worth it. 🥂

My sweeties sending me gift cards for EXACTLY what I want. The crème de la crème. Let me tell ya. ✨

weeks after all the Italian pasta and Portuguese pastéis de nata I am finally getting my abs back… and then I leave for a safari 😅

My client and I were chatting this evening while I was laying on the bed naked and he interrupted me and goes, “I’m sorry but you look like a painting right now. Like something in a museum.” 🥺 The only time it’s appropriate to interrupt any woman is to say something like this.

Not everything delicate needs to be handled gently.

“What’s your type?” Is such a hard question to answer in small talk, because I’m not attracted to the way someone looks — I’m attracted to the way they treat me

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