Grammas always be hyping u up for absolutely no reason thank u gramma

LeBron has played 338 more games than MJ did. Yet MJ won 10 scoring titles to LBJ's 1. MJ: 3 steals titles to LBJ's 0. MJ: DPOY & 9-time 1st team all D to LBJ's 5. MJ 5-4 in MVPs. MJ 6-0 in Finals, 6 MVPs. MJ averaged 8 assists in '89. MJ FTs 84% to LBJ's 74. MJ: RUNAWAY GOAT.

I can’t wait for Texas to join the SEC and get pummeled 😂😂

Why does a HOV lane even exist??? Instead of being for 2+ people it should be for people who wanna go 80+ now THAT would do some good

Where’s the place to go in Houston on a Saturday night

Free ticket to the Aggie baseball game tonight lmk if u want it

Life is so much better when you put your trust in the Lord. The good, the bad, the uncertainty, everything. There’s so much peace in knowing the creator of the universe is in control and He loves you

We were right about the lab leak. We were right about natural immunity. We were right about masks. We were right about lockdowns. We were right about the vaccines. We were right about boosters. We were right about them faking COVID numbers. We were right about the deadly

Live versions of worship songs be like Verse 1 Chorus Verse 2 Chorus x5 Prayer Chorus x5 10 minute instrumental Chorus x3

Donald Trump partnering with DJ Khaled for his 2024 campaign like “My fellow Americans, they tried to indict us. They tried to keep us down. They don’t want us to win. But you loyal. We gon overcome the Democrats and collect these blessings. Vote for me 2024”

The NBA so scripted it’s hilarious

30 is mixing liquid iv into your mixed drink. Absolute pro move

In Texas the best parking spot isn’t the closest one it’s the one with the most shade

I would never hire someone who reps the 26.2 sticker They don’t go the extra mile #dadjoke

“It’s just a prank” The prank:

Mitch, we finally listened. Welcome to Mattress Soft ❤️

Day 1 of trying to go to a CVBZ concert »CVBZ« are you playing anywhere in the US in 2024? Can’t find any tickets online

Have been delayed for 5 hours now, switched between two different aircrafts, and have been forced to sit and sweat on a tarmac. I have never had a worse travel experience than with americanair and will never been flying with them again. Would not encourage anyone to use them

Many of you are living paycheck to paycheck. You can’t afford gas. You can’t afford groceries. You can’t afford a home. That all happened while I was Vice President. I actively made inflation worse. And yet you’re voting for me because I will fix it. Thank you.

How bad of a driver do you have to be for your parents to put one of those “student driver” bumper stickers on their car