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Anti-theft security suitcase, 1961

That was the last anyone heard from Bob.

Thank you Steve David. 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini for highlighting this long list of PPE contracts handed out to Tory donors. Yesterday Good Law Project reported £15 billion of PPE has been unused Possibly the biggest political scandal of my lifetime

MICHELLE MONE Led By Donkeys have found her yacht and literally physically RENAMED IT... PANDEMIC PROFITEER Watch the video to the end... (Ps The same yacht about which led to a claim of her racially abusing someone. She settled by reportedly paying him £50,000)

Morning All😘👋 **Trying to strive for a quiet, stress free life isn't easy**

We have had our star car STOLEN on the biggest ever #wheelerdealers day !! Please help and RT Discovery Channel UK discovery+ UK BBC News (UK) ITV News Sky News Marc Priestley Stolen Oldskool Fords Paul Cowland ⛽️ west_yorkshire_police Michelle Brewer CNN CNBC Fox News Channel 4 News 🚗👍

Lovely morning for Big John to set off for a makeover coming soon to a TV screen near you….🤩

Never bought a vehicle from a naturist before…I mean what could possibly go wrong, my recovery man may need some counselling! ⁦Paul Cowland ⛽️⁩ ⁦Hairy Bikers⁩ ⁦Evoke Classics⁩ ⁦Carol Vorderman⁩ ⁦Tom Kerridge⁩ ⁦Jonny Smith⁩

"Bollocks to this, does anyone fancy a pint?" NN Motherf**kers, NN. 👋

"I used to be the Scottish Health Secretary... ...F**king iPads!"

Oh nah 💀