Fox News is complaining about a nationwide teacher shortage today. Here are some of the things Fox has said about teachers over the last two years:

I just want people to realize that being on a website that forces you to agree to terms and conditions isn’t a constitutional right. Please. I’m begging ya.

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President Biden's announcement today about student loan debt relief has upset some people who believe it's unfair. I acknowledge that resentment, and also, while we're on the subject of unfairness, I have some thoughts for your consideration. (thread)

Give them a few bucks too. See if I care, Jimbo.

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You know how Waze tells you which other drivers are using Waze? What am I supposed to do with that information?

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Two more tonight at Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase. 730 and 10. Last night was a blast so tonight should at the very least be decent. Here’s me with my dumb friends last night. aacomedy.com for tickets.

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I simply do not understand how these people are still a thing.

They let baseball players do steroids

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MEATBRICK! Molly Kearney!

Teaching is like riding a bull. Except instead of horns, the bull can find out exactly what part of your personality that you’re most insecure about.

COOL POPE ALERT!

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This is why we watch it, folks!

Need to find a new therapist. Called my current one “boss man” on accident.