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Mike Harris

@themikeharris

Beloved by tens of followers. Voted most likely to be the reason why we can’t have nice things.

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calendar_today23-01-2009 00:08:57

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I don’t know who amongst our out-of-state guests needs to hear this, but calling it “Texas country” instead of “red dirt” might be a call to get your ass beat in Stillwater depending on which bar you happen to be in.

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Beer Guy: I’m only supposed to sell you two at a time. Me: OK, but how many can YOU sell me? BG: How many do you need? Me: 8. BG: I got you bro. Salute to the real heroes.

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I thought the tightest band I’ve ever heard was Green Day at Cain’s on their tune-up show at Cain’s a few years ago but legit Cross Canadian sounds like an album and it’s frankly shocking how good they sound.

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Anyone see any official crowd demographics from the #BoysFromOklahoma? One #OKState police officer I talked to said like 95% of all tickets sold were to non-students, all 50 states and “multiple” other countries were represented. Would love to see the full breakdown.

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Never stayed at The Atherton before but as luck would have it my room directly overlooks the O’Colly loading dock and ohhhh boy am I having all sorts of emotions right now. Probably some of the best memories of my life by that dumpster, as stupid as it sounds.

Never stayed at The Atherton before but as luck would have it my room directly overlooks the O’Colly loading dock and ohhhh boy am I having all sorts of emotions right now. Probably some of the best memories of my life by that dumpster, as stupid as it sounds.
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I was under the impression that I had murdered him after OU lost the last Bedlam and he wouldn’t stop whining about the officiating, all while forgetting that OU had ample opportunity to win on their own accord.

I was under the impression that I had murdered him after OU lost the last Bedlam and he wouldn’t stop whining about the officiating, all while forgetting that OU had ample opportunity to win on their own accord.
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I feel like I have nothing but Oklahoma State to blame for my hesitation in going to bed even as the Thunder have a 43-point lead with 9 minutes to play.

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I’m ready to be disappointed and offended all at once because if I were a betting man, “Korean-style” translates to sesame oil and weak-ass gochujang flavoring.

I’m ready to be disappointed and offended all at once because if I were a betting man, “Korean-style” translates to sesame oil and weak-ass gochujang flavoring.