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This is what Labour was meant to be but ceased to a long time ago. This is what this should be all about, not scaring migrants and hanging flags from lamp posts. See if the media give this man the platform that Reform Ltd. have been given in the last few years.

The band The Beatles could have been

Why has it taken this long to get a UK leader on the left who knows how to speak online Goddamn is it refreshing

Me queuing to use the one and only toilet in a micro pub.

Donald Trump isn’t going to win the Nobel Peace Prize, and we’re going to watch thousands of middle-aged men who’ve never taken an interest in the award before act like upset Swifties over it. So we’ve all got that to look forward to today, at least.

We've uploaded the whole ten minutes of Janet's special meeting with Aaron, Eddie, Jason and Tripps to our YouTube channel 🫶 Thank you for showing Janet all the love 🥹

How much are we willing to bet that their ban from Villa just totally vanishes from the news agenda and everyone that was stamping their feet slowly shuffles off to the shadows?

Prince Andrew’s titles have been removed. Good start — now let’s do the rest of them and abolish the monarchy.

Dare say if I fucked a child I'd go to prison for several years and live my life in there in constant fear of being stabbed for being a nonce. Is being required to live in a slightly less posh house really a 'huge victory'?

Six fucking month and people have the fucking temerity to go on about 2-tier justice.

Best pop song this millennium?

Alan Carr is a wizard

Best telly in Britain that. Give Carr the keys to everything.

Howe has famously not got along with the last 2 sporting directors who were well thought of. He’s spent a fortune aswell, this isn’t entirely his fault but acting like he’s an innocent bystander is just disingenuous

Season 7 Episode 3

The media’s ability to focus entirely on a non-issue and ignore what is staring them in the face is unparalleled