So strange that all the people saying the Philadelphia Eagles SB win is “forgettable” and “meaningless” all root for NFC East rivals, the Niners, or the Chiefs - quite the coincidence will not be investigating further.

*my Mad Men poisoned brain* wow trump crashing the economy because he refuses to admit he doesn’t understand tariffs or accept that Biden’s economy was doing pretty good all things considered is giving Ted Chaugh turning the engine off in his plane while flying with Sunkist vibes

15 years winning Philly over, and calling it home. The longest tenured Eagle ever goes out a champ 🥹 Brandon Graham

Might as well add my PTA ranking to the pile: There Will Be Blood Magnolia Boogie Nights Phantom Thread Punch-Drunk Love Licorice Pizza The Master Inherent Vice Hard Eight/Sydney Putting anything lower than top 5 feels criminal

Yesterday & today’s anti-Hamas protests *in Gaza* have barely made a dent on news coverage. But they should be covered seriously & noted by every publication & person working on 🇮🇱🇵🇸. Here’s my best guess on why virtually every commentator on 🇮🇱🇵🇸 is ignoring this: 🧵

To enthusiastic observers of the Gaza protests: The protests against Hamas in Gaza, or the calls to end the war, do not lift the onus of responsibility from Israel for the slaughter of over 50,000 Palestinians. 🧵

"All Gazans support Hamas." No, we don't, and we'll never allow them to oppress us again.

Happy #openingday to all who celebrate

The irony that Turner is the leadoff but Kyle gets the season’s first hit… #OpeningDay #RingTheBell

Journalism losing to Sovereignty feels a bit too on the nose

“There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind."-Mr. Rogers

The Criterion Haul c.2025

Kruk: What’re you doing tomorrow? TMac: I don’t know Kruk: Day drinking? TMac: No. Kruk: Day golf? TMac: I’ve got some trees to trim Kruk: I’d rather golf. And day drink. … Kruk: Did I ever tell you about the time we were trimming trees & some guy started shooting at us?

I’m convinced Philly sports fans would rather just be miserable and complain than even try and enjoy the things that are going well or have any semblance of hope. As someone who used to be like this it’s exhausting. Get a grip.

I feel sick. 1-0. Go Birds. #FlyEaglesFly

JORDAN DAVIS YOU’VE EARNED A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SWEDISH FISH #FlyEaglesFly