Dr. Pepper is my religion

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A flock of our feathered friends tested Good Gravy! 🦃 They truly gobbled up this experience. They loved it so much they came back for seconds! 🍽️🍗
#HolidayWorld #GoodGravy #RollerCoaster #Thanksgivng #ThemePark #AmusementPark #Turkey

I guess Spring Break is over. I need these theme parks to stay open later than 7pm.

I am here for the Thicc Boi Cinematic Universe

All media makes me anxious now. Just let me sit on my island and catch butterflies.

I’m really proud of scientists for making 0 cal/0 sugar versions of basically all sodas but now I need them to do that for Cheez-Its

Just played Overcooked for the first time with alex 🩵 and now I need a stress nap

Current ride counts

MK: 23
EP: 11
DHS: 9
DAK: 8

Called it!

How the hell has Tyray been on 2 seasons of #90DayFiance and has yet to DATE someone??

Remember when concept art set the expectation of the finished product would even remotely look like?

I didn’t think we were doing April Fools anymore

I feel silly for even asking, but is there a trick to the handles on these Freestyle cups?

One side swivels, the other doesn’t? Why is it stuck at the opening?

I don’t want to break it…

Well, I’ll be!
It’s a sandwich!
And look, she’s a mum… 🥰

Stoo-pendous!

I beg your finest pardon?

Recycling the Dueling Dragons merch from last year's HHN was a no brainer and a welcome sight to see! Thanks Universal Orlando Resort!