Yes, episode three was alright, but it didn't have this #TheLastOfUs

Banning a song because it's about killing your girlfriend because she cheated on you. It's political correctness gone mad. #Delilah

'I'm not a homophobe, God is the homophobe' #KateForbes

I won’t be appearing on Match of the Day tomorrow. #GarylinekerSpeaksForMe

Keeping this account active.

Germany #Eurovision2023

#philipschofield

#ArticMonkeys #glastonbury2023

Currently in Bordeaux. The hotel has BBC. Fucked off the Artic Monkeys after 15 minutes, got some sleep instead.

Imagine being deposed by your caterer. #Russia #Wagner

Russia's going to be melee. Hat's will be thrown into the ring. #RussiaCivilWar #WagnerGroup

Nipping to the gym in a minute. Might bring out Dave Grohl as a special guest. #glastonbury2023

Because you've reached your viewing limit.

What are the odds on Manchester United signing Russell Brand.

Kudos to Dispatches for finding a radio clip of Russell Brand offering a female colleague to Jimmy Saville. Icing on the cake.

Russell Brand can make lots of interesting points, and still be guilty of the allegations. They're not mutually exclusive.

Kid's going to be fucked by the time he's 20.

So three generations of the same family experienced paranormal activity, were petrified, yet still bought the farm and only sold up a few years ago. Calling bullshit #UNCANNY