Y'all just know that this is some fat white guy living in his mom's basement and eating Cheetos all day, right?

Fuck all when is he gonna die already?

Your tiny Snoopy intrigues me, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

How does my cat eat stinky fishy cat food and make such smelly poo but later when he insists on curling up next to me, he smells like sunshine and flowers??

Absolutely true.

Why Korean Lays garlic so sad?

Omg hahahahhaha fuuuuuck you Ron DeSantis this is so stupid!

Trump dozing off on the toilet again. What a gat damned embarrassment he is.

Ya don't say.

Consider Frankenstein. He's organic (from the Earth!) and electric, courtesy of natural lightning. Screw your Tesla, poser; he's the original hybrid! Plus he has that square haircut going on, and he's rocking the organic cotton blazer. Frankenstein. The original hipster.

Most anti-vaxx posts you see are either foreign funded disinfo accounts, or stupid mage rubes. Every one of you reading this were vaccinated before you were old enough to speak. There's a reason you didn't develop measles, mumps, rubella, or polio. Vaccines saved you.

These guys at Wooden Paddle are the best!

I've never understood this Benjamin Moore Color of the Year thing. Y'all out here repainting rooms every year or something? Waiting on the edge of your seat for the new color so you know what to use to paint your bedroom with *again*? benjaminmoore.com/en-us/paint-co…

Tired of this bullshit.

MeidasTouch Oh, so he admits republicans and his sorry ass are responsible for the shut down.

A skunk tussled with something outside last night, and ended up spraying the side of my house during the battle. I now live in The Skunk House, apparently. Bleh.

Hey Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings - what's with this new BS policy of *charging* 99 cents for each side of bleu cheese and celery? That stuff used to come with the meal, and now you're trying to charge people for stuff that used to be included? Ya gonna charge for ketchup too?

Trump playbook 101: - Create problem (tarrifs that every American pays on everything they buy) - Trouble ensues. (Bad economy) - "Fix" his own mess. (Gives you back much less than you've already paid or will pay moving forward) - Maga falls for it. (Da best president!) Idiots.

Why won't he just kick off already? Magnets, ffs.

Hi MAGA. You got played. Trump fucked kids. But keep trying to spin it so you don't feel so stupid for voting for him again, idiots.