Pittsburgh sort of looks like it has tall buildings because it thinks cities are supposed to have them

This is the economics version of “former first round pick”

r/birdwatching is a beautiful place

Working @ coffee shop next to a corporate lobby and just heard an exchange between a corporate head saying “TGIF” to the security desk and the security guy responding “thank him twice for me”. Got goosebumps. That’s going immediately in the vernacular. All-time corporate zinger.

Rip little buddy. Just looking at you brightened so many of my days 💔 eat all the lil snacks in heaven

I guess I should have known

Anyone notice how 90% of the TL is now just people (probably bots) posting random movie clips as cannon fodder for other bots to ask Grok “hWhaT mOvIe Is THis fRoM”

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) yeah I still think they can make the playoffs

"grok is this real" [crashes into tunnel painted on wall]

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

Unexpected?

trump’s team today:

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

Montreal Expos were in on the Charlie Kirk hit???

these people told you they were going to revolutionize art and science, cure cancer, fundamentally change human existence, and what they have delivered is More Ads

(taps sign)