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working services on christmas be like “hey i got you a gift” and it’s 20 mg of addy

my new year’s resolution is to post more

need more drama in my life

having a really bad day but seeing angel numbers all day either better days r ahead or i’ll be up with the angels soon

people on the right blaming the fire chief but whole time california took money away from the fire department and increased the police budget like yall just love to complain

for how often i’m in new york i feel like i can be one of those bitches that have multiple states in their bios

consuming pho is a religious experience for me

blocked my ex but told my coworkers im gonna email her

i love girl trash (celsius cans, cat food tins and rotting fruit)

when i say i wanna get a lot done this is what i’m talking about

torturing my salomon’s at the eagles parade

queers love to preach about hating amazon/jeff bezos but i swear the gayest people shop at whole foods

i need new gay clothes to drop

at a south philly bar having a beer scrolling grailed waiting for ketemine dealer to come by is this boymodding?

lucy dacus saw me getting broken up with at clark park

at a coffee shop with my back turned and psychology today opened facing the world

wearing a bra makes me feel powerful

girl at chapter house calls me ms office siren every time i see her now

i wanna taste something interesting