The first five days after the weekend are the hardest

QT with your best Long Drink tagline. Best/funniest one will get a gift card to their fav LD retailer.

Look at this crazy pic I got of the solar eclipse today

What should I post about today

Hello Sharks, today I’m asking for like $20 so I can buy some Long Drinks.

I never meant to start a war... you just drank the last Long Drink I had in my fridge.

Guys I'm going to need 111 more retweets

Let’s see if we can make this post have 137 retweets. No reason, I’m just bored.

If we were to make a new flavor what would it be?

You’ve heard of short boys and tall boys, but how about a Long Boi?!? Introducing: Long Drink Long Bois, the longest can of Long Drink known to mankind. No more crying after the last sip - because there won’t ever be one. Coming to a store near you soon.

Simple explanation.

Get in loser, we're going on a road trip...

Peachy announcement coming tomorrow.

Where should Miles Teller go next?

They really got me with this one

RT if your state needs Peach

🚨LOOONG MONTH ALERT 🚨

Google reCAPTCHA is getting wild.

Hired a marketing consultant… I think she’s onto something.