Not really feeling this game where we still pretend that whatever the fuck the Republican Party happens to become is an inherently acceptable point from which to measure a middle ground.

Fire up the paper shredder, the 1776 report has been released. #1776commission #1776report

The dreaded "Utopian Agenda". Triple dog dare you to decipher the last sentence in this excerpt from the 1776 Commission report.

Brief political analysis: I'm have a good day. #InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021

#1776Report #Inauguration2021

Fauci is straight up giddy.

January 20, 2021: Bernie Sanders is sworn in by the people of the internet as the first Meme of the United States of America. #BernieSanders #Berniememes

Once I turn all 180+ biases from the Cognitive Bias Codex I posted yesterday into surrealistic campy performance art it's over for you bitches.

The Big Short about to be trending on whatever platform it's streaming on.

The main thing I personally hope comes out of all this is that someone on Reddit/blue checkmark twitter starts referring to plummeting stonks as "stinks".

Oculus about to hit the next level with this updated contact lens prescription. #graphicsupgrade #Oculus

First Dr. Seuss, then Pepe le Pew. And now this. When does it end? Eager to halt the talons of cancel culture, they exclaimed: "Um...He SAID it wasn't about race!"  If there's one thing we KNOW we can trust, it is the word of a mass murderer.

Step 1: Sea Shanties go viral. Step 2: Cargo Ship becomes "a whole mood". Step 3: Am Mollusk.

Ok here it is: #TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier and #Staged mashup.

Just discovered #stathletsflats and am, in fact, now deceased and pulling my friends into the grave with me.

Mitch McConnell went into a dissociative state through the whole thing.

Oh hai.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Cfal2F1OMbP/…

Nothing short of wild how much effort has had to be put into "President of the United States had access to intelligence about publicly televised events happening in real time at an event he was at."

This Ezra Miller situation is absolutely heading in the direction of a fatality. You’d think that train would be stoppable, since we can see it.