Guess who is on a plane to Tahoe and forgot a coat?

Dear past, I survived you. Dear present, I'm ready for you. Dear future, I'm coming for you.

Being a top is hard work.

If it doesn’t give you income, adrenaline, or an org@sm then get rid of it. You don’t need that negativity in your life.

This is the second time somebody has asked me if I’ve ever been told I look like a young Tom Brady. I don’t see it, but I’ll take it. 💁🏼‍♂️

If your life isn’t getting at least an R rating, are you even living?

Happy New Year everyone! 🥂

New year, same thirst trap energy. Cheers, 2025!

Now get your raggedy ass off my porch.

Who cares if she’s happy. I want art.

The boarding process is just a live reenactment of how society would behave during an apocalypse.

Thought I was prepared for Orlando... then the kids started boarding.

Beard or nah? 🪒

The way that a good synth can get me absolutely wet.

The trip to Greece & Turkey has OFFICIALLY been booked.

Saw this and it made me feel some type of way… should I add to cart or be a good boy?

Just Googled the definition of ‘cult’ and… I’m gonna need someone to explain how that isn’t just organized religion with a rebrand and better PR. I’ll wait. Cult: (N) A system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.

Don’t ever ask me, “What did you unsend?” If I wanted you to see it, I would’ve left it.

I was recognized as a regular at a major fast food chain…and now I have to find a new place to eat.