Genuine lol

Yeah you could say I’m on the air conditioning left

“The fundamentals of the economy are strong” The economy:

Love to get an email every single day from the only institutions in this godforsaken country that don’t suck absolute shit saying “our grant just got terminated”

Widespread contamination is the inevitable result of building everything out of synthetic industrial garbage Meanwhile, a natural home just becomes compost

Gonna wall myself off in a Luddite commune just so I can interact with people capable of thinking

mAkE aMeRiCa HeAlThY aGaIn

If you’re willing to excuse this for instrumental reasons—“He’s popular! He’s a point of entry for libs!”—then there is literally nothing you won’t excuse because he’s defending modern Nazism. Abandoning basic principles is disgusting cowardice, not realism

Libs read a book challenge: impossible

I do not want an AI assisted experience I want water in the Colorado river

This is a chart of the biggest problems facing humanity by many orders of magnitude, but very few people know or care. And even among those who do, most are operating under the absurd delusion that we can just slap a solar panel on industrial civilization & call it a day

The NBA draft lottery is not rigged, get a grip. There is no way 30 billionaires would agree to that and there’s no way the commissioner would screw over 29 billionaires in some kind of freelance conspiracy