Can y'all believe Channings tatums are having a baby?! I will take that baby mama down if I see her. #sorrywade

Why ruin it with cream? RT ShoesKid: OMG WINE ICE CREAM IS A THING mercersdairy.com/Wine_Ice_Cream… someone tell the cul-de-sac crew. Paging Laurie Keller!

He really is fun to party with...#ronmexico fy-ice cube.

Y'all, I cried so hard after #Beyonce, I don't think I have any tears left. Totes buying that outfit tomorrow. #BeyIsMySpiritAnimal

Get your #ValentinesDay cake orders in - because nothing says love like "red velvet naughty bits" #krazykakes #boobmold

You know how I LOVE my Larmy?! Check this out for so many goodies from moi to you: bit.ly/101fEy1

Y'all, I put mirrors on my ceiling this week. Turns out I have a tattoo of someone's silhouette. Who are you pointy nose, tiny chin?!

Little known fact: My landline number is an old Dennys. My landline calls are either super serious shiz or orders for rootie tooties.

Nezzie's placenta skirt used to light up at the clubs #blacklight

Now accepting tips on dealing with being dumped ...

Everyone follow these triplets and support their awesome cause @walkersforhaiti they're walking 150 miles, from Madison to #Chicago! #haiti

I've missed my Larmy.... B-T-Dubs, I've officially changed New Year's from Dec 31, to Jan. 7... Any guesses why?!

Planning my New Year's outfit. Wondering if I can make a jello mold around my body... I bet Bey knows. #nodisrespecttobeyonce

Getting supes excited for next Tuesday. Thinking of hosting a theme night and playing wine pong.

So glad it's 2014. Even number years are like way better than odd number years. #FACT

I just realized I'm officially a cougar! Thinking I should get some themed nail art done ... #LaurieandTrav

Prediction for 2014: North West and Blue Ivy collaborate on America's first baby beat box album.

Laurie Keller so I got my 8 year old nephew to start saying "Wabam!" At various things. It was the best part of my day! #CougarTownTBS

“bob clendenin 🇺🇸: Here's a taste of the respect I get from fellow cast. youtu.be/66UkQay7mcQ” Bob's CT GAG REEL. Enjoy.